|Old Yeller, even after he got rabies.|
|And of course Marley|
|*Disclaimer-I may have doctored this photo|
* She steals food from my kids...often from their mouths. Our other two dogs will take food also, but food that is dropped on the ground or on their plates....like proper dogs! Bug will literally jump up and snatch it from their little hands right before it makes it to their little mouths.
*She has turrets. I bet you didn't know a dog could have turrets, and I didn't either until I met Bug. Little dogs are known for their yap, but this dog goes beyond yap. She really has uncontrollable vocalization...this is especially unfortunate because her bark is so ear piercingly sharp that your ears actually start to bleed.
*She humps my cat. Yes, SHE. One of the reasons we got all girl dogs was to avoid the whole humping thing. It is especially uncomfortable when the kids ask me what Bug is doing. Inter-species lesbianism is not a topic I want to delve into with a 2 and 4 year old. I usually just say that Bug wants a piggy back ride.
|Please don't alert PETA. I know I should have been helping my poor cat and not taking a picture. But come on, who was going to believe me without the evidence.|
*She unzips diaper bags and knocks over trash cans. This, as you can imagine, makes a huge mess.
* She bites.
* She runs away and I have spent the better part of a morning chasing that dumb animal all over the neighborhood...once in my pajamas...without a bra (and Amanda @Runninghood- there is no way I would want to join the fictitious bra-less running movement!).
So why would I chase her?? If I hate her so much, why wouldn't I just let her go (and believe me, I've thought about it). She is so naughty, but I chase her because of this guy:
In closing I would like to remind you: