Sunday, August 14, 2011
On the lamb
Yesterday I got a letter from the fine state of Texas informing me that there is a warrant out for MY arrest!!!! It says and I quote, "you are subject to arrest at ANY TIME." And yes, "any time" was in all caps!! Yikes!! I had visions of hiding in my basement with the windows drawn expecting Walker, Texas Ranger to bust down my door at any moment. I guess you don't mess with Texas, do you!!
So after I got over the initial shock of being a fugitive from the law, I read the whole letter. Looks like I might not need to get "thug life" tattooed on my knuckles because they just want me to pay my speeding ticket. Yes, it looks like I have been too busy running to pay my fines and apparently Texas is none too pleased with me.
My husband is having a great time razzing me about being a criminal. I think I am just finally living up to the preacher's kids stereotype. It's never too late to rebel, right?? So I either need to practice shiv making or I need to find my checkbook. Um, I think I will go the checkbook route and until that check clears I will be looking in my review mirror for Dog the Bounty Hunter.